True Story: I Got a Colonic + Loved it
It’s true. I let a stranger stick a tube up my you-know-what and watched for 45 minutes as all manner of matter came out. It was a beautiful thing that I can’t wait to do again—and not just because my stomach was flatter than a twentysomething’s and I swear I lost a solid (ha. ew.) five pounds. For a very up-close and personal account of my first colonic, check out my column at mspmag.com. Just don’t read it over lunch.
p.s. A very special thanks to Natalie at Move Colonics in St. Paul for putting me at ease and humoring my competitive colonic spirit. You are a saint in more ways than one!